The ultimate parent fantasy?

In a hilarious new video, Australian comedy duo Hamish and Andy imagine the sort of conversations that might take place on a “Parent Fantasy Hotline.”

Parodying phone sex hotlines, the video shows a dad asking a childless telephone operator how he spent his weekend.

The dad listens and escapes into his “parent fantasy” as the operator talks about his unplanned night out with friends and how he never has to think about a hangover — because he can just sleep it off.

Proof that once you become a parent, a “naughty fantasy” looks very different to what it used to!